Turn me into an action figure sealed on a blister card. A moulded plastic bubble over a printed cardback with my name in a bold logo treatment at the top and a small accessory or two beside the figure. The figure has visible joints at shoulders, hips and knees, and a slightly glossy plastic finish. Keep my face, hair and clothing recognisable in sculpted form. Photograph the card flat under even light with a soft reflection on the plastic bubble.
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Accessories are the joke. Pick two that say something about you.